"Born from an egg on a mountain top.
The punkiest monkey that ever popped.
He knew every magic trick under the sun.
To tease the Gods
And everyone and have some fun.

Monkey magic, Monkey magic. (repeat 4 times)

What a cocky saucy monkey this one is
All the Gods were angered
And they punished him
Until he was saved by a kindly priest
And that was the start
Of their pilgrimage west

Monkey magic, Monkey magic (repeat 4 times)"


– Theme song from a show based on the Chinese legend The Monkey King